Friday, December 24, 2004

The Cost of Adultery

Here's a fun Chirstmas time tale for you...

There once was a 40-ish woman who worked as a waitress. This woman would tell anyone who would listen about how she had a boyfriend she had been seeing behind her husband's back for the last 4 years and he husband had absolutely no idea.

So, the day before Chirstmas Eve, the woman's seventeen year old son finds out about the boyfriend. He confronts his mother and a huge fight ensues, with the son promising to tell his father everything he knows.

So, this woman, is understandably upset about this situation that is entirely her own fault. So, she starts drinking. She drinks so much that she gets drunk

At 5:00, the woman is due at work...so she drives to the restaurant where she works and goes into the restaurant. While she clocks in and chooses her section she tells the incredibly hot young host that she is a little drunk. Then hot young host didn't need her to tell him that...he could smell the vodka on her breath when she walked in the door.

The Hot Young Host informs the manager on duty that one of the waitstaff is drunk.

Then, the woman's parents come for dinner and want to sit in her section. They become her only table for the night. As she struggles to serve her parents while sauced off her ass, the manager on duty confers with the general manager and the decision is made to fire the woman.

So, now, the day before christmas, she is without a job, her husband knows she been cuckholding him for years...and the Hot Young Host doesn't feel then slightest bit guilty for telling on her for being drunk.

After all, if she hadn't been a total WHORE and cheated on her husband, none of it would have happened...

...this story could of course be entirely fictional...but it's not...

So...the moral? DON'T FUCKING CHEAT!!! And don't fuck with married people. If you are unhappy with your relationship as it is either fix it or move on. DON'T CHEAT!!!

You'll just end up like the bottleblonde drunk waitress.

That's all I have to say about that!

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

A little too harsh, I think. Not only did you impress it upon her, you also humilitated her and made her miserable by passing judgement.

7:46 PM  

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