A Letter To Paula
My Dear Ms. Abdul,
I love you with all my heart. I have loved you since the tender age of 11, the first time I saw you dancing your heart out in the video for "Straight Up".
That being said, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stop taking whatever it is you're taking before American Idol's live shows on Tuesday nights. Last week you were obviously slurring most of your words, and the things you said made little or no sense.
Tonight, while you were not as clearly strung out as last week, I could still see the glassiness in your eyes.
Honey, please get some help. I want to be able to continue to enjoy how fabulous you are. And I can't enjoy you when you are clearly drunk/stoned/strung out.
Thanks so much.
Your fan,
Underling
posted by Underling Revived @ 8:09 PM
1 Comments:
Her comments were most ridiculous last night, I thought. I was doing my taxes while it was on in the background, so I didn't see the show really, so I can't comment on the glassiness of her look.
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